| Directioner : | Hey Liam, Can You Sign My Boobs ? |
| Liam : | Oh My Gosh . Oh god no . no i cant please pick up your shirt . Oh nO I shouldnt have even looked . thats someones daughter oh god im sorry im so sorry im sure youre a nice young lady . oh man have some respect for yourself ! oh no, did i just yell ? im Sorry please forgive me .i can buy you a sweater, to you know cover your breasts was that rude ? oh god . im going to hell . |
| Harry : | . . . . I Will . |
| girl: | like my status and i'll tell you one thing i like and dislike about you |
| like: | YOU'RE SO PRETTY |
| dislike: | WE NEVER HANG OUT |
| My brain during the day: | Potato, potato, ching chong tomato |
| My brain at night: | I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life. |
